#133 What I Was Listening To ... 40 Years Ago: May 1972 Playlist, Part 1 of 2

May 4, 2012

159 Post-1 Depositphotos_2286999_XS.jpgLooking back, the difference between what we listened to with our school friends, and what we listened to alone or with Joe, was as different as night and day. And Joe was oblivious to the fact that I was wiggin' out to "Soul Train" every Saturday afternoon, and drifting off into the ether every Sunday morning to classical music on a church organ. So, instead of a double life, it was as though I was living a musical quadruple life.

School was all about Top 40 and whatever the hell was playing on WTRY - basically whatever our slightly older brothers and sisters were listening to. Our private lives were all about the formative rock of the 60s - basically whatever our much older brothers and sisters were listening to - with tastes veering into the harder blues rock, but especially album-oriented rock. Somewhere in between, I was trying to find a place for this wonderful sound that just about everyone I knew called Black Music, which wildly ran the gamut from soulful gospel to psychedelic funk. And, even beyond that, I wanted to drag all of that great classical music from church into the mix. From the very beginning, I wanted to meld all four of these distinct subdivisions of music into one amazing vortex of sound. I wanted to cross-pollinate it all and come up with something so messed-up and exotic that it transcended everything that came before. And then I wanted to become addicted to it for the rest of my life.

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#132 A Modest Proposal, Part 1 of 2

May 3, 2012

3 Post 2011-10-05 Depositphotos_2046295_XS.jpgAh, Benjamin! Where would I be without you?

Yeah, yeah, the posts haven't exactly been coming fast and furious, I know. However, after putting in twelve hour days for the past week, it's pretty damned hard to get motivated to write a week's worth of blog posts. I laugh when I hear other attorneys think that I've got it made just because I'm a solo. Maybe. But one thing's for sure: a solo doesn't work any less hard than an attorney in a firm. In fact, in my experience, solos often tend to work harder. Why? Well, if I don't work, I don't eat.

Plus, I've never really played well with others and I always hated firm life. I'd get stir crazy after a few months and start looking for greener pastures. I much prefer working alone, being a self-starter, and not having some arrogant partner hover over and around me, cracking the whip. Yeah, screw that! Check, please.

Annnnnnnnnnyway, I've been thinking. Yeah, I know: dangerous. Business has been picking up lately (waaaay too many twelve hour days!) and I've had quite a few people come in for the free consultation that I advertise on my blog and website. Many of my friends think I'm crazy to offer a free consultation and they wonder what the catch is. There's no catch. Really. No, really.

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#131 What I'm Listening To: May 2012 Playlist, Part 1 of 2

May 2, 2012

149 Post-1 Depositphotos_2286999_XS.jpgNow that we've reached the fifth month into this odyssey of one hundred (100) albums, sixteen (16) of them have lost steam. In a way, this is hard to believe since the average album/compact disc has roughly twelve (12) tracks on it. Having only four (4) decent tracks means that two-thirds of the album is filler, which is a damned shame. You may feel a bit differently, especially if you are a huge fan of the artist. However, the older I get, the less likely it is that I'm willing to plow through music that I find to be boring and uninspired (and, hence, uninspiring), on the outside chance that I might find a true gem.

Life's just too damned short. No, for me, if the song doesn't grab me within fifteen (15) seconds, it's over. And even for those songs that do grab me within fifteen seconds, if they are merely average-sounding, they get only an additional fifteen seconds to improve. Otherwise ... goodbye.

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#130 Third Department Caselaw Round-Up for January 12, 2012, Part 2 of 14

April 22, 2012

130 Post 01-12-12, Part 2 Third Department January.pngWhile we have two (2) more affirmed cases, I'm nonetheless impressed with the statistics. Namely, the odds of having your case modified or reversed on appeal seem to be hovering right around 25%. So, at least in the Third Department, your odds are pretty decent. This is much better than the 10% that I have often quoted to my clients in the past.

Therefore, it would be quite foolish for any trial attorney NOT to draft and file a cursory notice of appeal, just to safeguard the rights of the client. You'll sleep better, I promise you.

There are forty-two (42) decisions for this week. This is an amazing week since, of those decisions, I found twenty-eight (28) - that's right: twenty-eight (28) - to be interesting enough to include here.

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#129 Third Department Caselaw Round-Up for January 12, 2012, Part 1 of 14

April 21, 2012

129 Post 01-12-12, Part 1 Third Department January.pngTwo cases: one matrimonial and the other criminal. The first tests your biases and the second your funny-bone.

There are forty-two (42) decisions for this week. This is an amazing week since, of those decisions, I found twenty-eight (28) - that's right: twenty-eight (28) - to be interesting enough to include here.

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#128 What I Was Listening To ... 40 Years Ago: April 1972 Playlist, Part 2 of 2

April 20, 2012

128 Post-1 Depositphotos_2286999_XS.jpgIt's hard to remember a time when Joe's monstrously huge record collection was unknown to me. I vaguely remember becoming aware of it when I was in kindergarten, hanging out with my best friend, John. John idolized his much older brother and followed him around like a puppy. So, it wasn't long before I followed John up to Joe's second-floor bedroom. And, unlike most older brothers I would come to know, Joe was the coolest. He actually enjoyed our attention and took the time to teach us various cool things (many of which turned out to be illegal, much to our supreme satisfaction).

Joe was cool. You didn't need to be told this: you just knew. From the way he stood (in that classic late 60s/early 70s stance, one leg bent back at the knee, with the foot flat against the wall) to the way he spoke (everything ended in "man" and "dude"), you just knew that this guy was hard-wired into cool. Joe didn't give much of a damn about anything.

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#127 Third Department Caselaw Round-Up for January 5, 2012, Part 4 of 4

April 19, 2012

127 Post 01-05-12, Part 4 Third Department January.pngI'm actually starting to get into these various criminal appeals as they are often as interesting as the family law and matrimonial law appeals (if not more so!). In fact, while the family law cases can be exceedingly dysfunctional and disturbing, nothing beats a good criminal appeal for lurid human behavior.

If you've wondered why I seem to have gone off the reservation with regard to criminal cases, I'd ask you to take note of the kinds of cases on which I am lavishing attention. These cases pertain to specific subjects, with many concerning children in one way or another. Sadly, many entail the sexual abuse of children. And that is precisely what we have with the two decisions analyzed today.

There are forty-one (41) decisions for this week - with ZERO decisions concerning family law cases. So, instead of moving on to the next week, I wanted to explore eight (8) interesting criminal cases that I've discovered.

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#126 Third Department Caselaw Round-Up for January 5, 2012, Part 3 of 4

April 18, 2012

126 Post 01-05-12, Part 3 Third Department January.pngThe first case concerns another Anders brief. It is amazing how often these things appear in the decisions.

The second case concerns a comedy of errors, with no one left laughing, least of all the young felon.

There are forty-one (41) decisions for this week - with ZERO decisions concerning family law cases. So, instead of moving on to the next week, I wanted to explore eight (8) interesting criminal cases that I've discovered.

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#125 Third Department Caselaw Round-Up for January 5, 2012, Part 2 of 4

April 17, 2012

125 Post 01-05-12, Part 2 Third Department January.pngThe next pair of cases are interesting insofar as they involve the same defendant. The first case pertains to the initial period of incarceration, while the second case deals with the defendant's re-incarceration on a subsequent violation of the terms and conditions of his probation.

There are forty-one (41) decisions for this week - with ZERO decisions concerning family law cases. So, instead of moving on to the next week, I wanted to explore eight (8) interesting criminal cases that I've discovered.

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#124 Third Department Caselaw Round-Up For January 5, 2012, Part 1 of 4

April 17, 2012

101 Post 01-05-12, Part 1 Third Department January.pngThere are forty-one (41) decisions for this week - with ZERO decisions concerning family law cases. So, instead of moving on to the next week, I wanted to explore eight (8) interesting criminal cases that I've discovered.

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#123 What I Was Listening To ... 40 Years Ago: April 1972 Playlist, Part 1 of 2

April 15, 2012

123 Post-1 Depositphotos_2286999_XS.jpgSpring is like the adolescence of nature: it's a long messy process before you get to the fullness of summer. It entails lots of cold, wind, clouds, and rain, with lots of crazy fluctuations in temperature. The spring weekends of my youth are probably most memorable for being stuck inside the house because it was too nasty to go outside for long. And even parents, who were normally yelling at us to "get outside and play!" were resigned to the fact that spring (way back then) was largely an indoors existence spent doing one of three things: watching television, playing board games, or listening to music. Luckily, we never tired of any of these three options (sure, sure, reading was always an option, but not one we would exercise (or admit to) until we were older).

As a result, I remember watching more than my fill of lame movies from the 50s. All sorts of monster flicks involving Godzilla and the latest contender, usually after humans screwed around with nature, doing something they damned well knew they shouldn't do. Or nuclear weapons. Lots of nuclear weapons. I probably didn't realize it at the time but living through the end of the Cold War as a kid meant taking everything concerning nuclear weapons for granted. From the hilarious idiocy of "duck and cover" in school (Yeah: hiding under my desk was going to keep me from being vaporized! Even us kids weren't THAT stupid.), to the heavy-handed cultural artifacts ("Bond, James Bond") of what passed for entertainment (those damned Russians were everywhere and they were always up to something - most especially calling themselves Soviets when everyone really knew they were Russians).

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#122 Third Department Caselaw Round-Up For December 29, 2011, Part 5 of 5

April 14, 2012

100 Post 12-29-11, Part 5 Third Department December.pngThe last case of the year for 2011 is an ugly one and goes to show you just how bizarre family court cases can get. Seriously: you can't make this stuff up. Furthermore, this case marvelously illustrates how the UCCJEA works. And for those of you reading these cases on your own, this case should sound familiar (as it has been before this court twice before, in 2010 and 2011). Also, as with all lengthy cases, it is probably best to go directly to the decision and read it yourself. In fact, you should read this case just for a better understanding of how the UCCJEA operates.

Also, musical accompaniment for this particular case shall be "Dueling Banjos", from the movie "Deliverance". Go directly to page 9 and you'll understand why.

There are twenty-six (26) decisions for this week with only three (3) of those decisions concerning family law cases. However, I've opted to include six (6) criminal cases this time around, because I found them to be interesting and/or instructive.

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#121 Third Department Caselaw Round-Up For December 29, Part 4 of 5

April 13, 2012

99 Post 12-29-11, Part 4 Third Department December.pngFirst up is another denial of resentencing case, with a similar result, though with a very short (1 1/2 pages) decision.

Next is a 9 page decision with regard to a family court appeal. And I suspect that this case may soon find itself before the Court of Appeals.

There are twenty-six (26) decisions for this week with only three (3) of those decisions concerning family law cases. However, I've opted to include six (6) criminal cases this time around, because I found them to be interesting and/or instructive.

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#120 Third Department Caselaw Round-Up For December 29, Part 3 of 5

April 12, 2012

98 Post 12-29-11, Part 3 Third Department December.pngHere are two more criminal cases. The first case is a good read if you like to see what the Third Department is like when they are angry. Even when angry, the court shows enormous restraint. But read between the lines. And wince accordingly.

The second case concerns ... wait for it ... another Anders brief. Can you guess what happened on this case? Sure, I knew you could.

There are twenty-six (26) decisions for this week with only three (3) of those decisions concerning family law cases. However, I've opted to include six (6) criminal cases this time around, because I found them to be interesting and/or instructive.

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#119 Third Department Caselaw Round-Up for December 29, 2011, Part 2 of 5

April 11, 2012

97 Post 12-29-11, Part 2 Third Department December.pngIn the first case, we have yet another Anders brief submitted which the Third Department does not like. Filing an Anders brief is like poking a wasps' nest with a stick: you just know you're going to regret doing it.

In the second case, we deal once again with extraordinary circumstances - and the consequences of an improperly drafted petition.

There are twenty-six (26) decisions for this week with only three (3) of those decisions concerning family law cases. However, I've opted to include six (6) criminal cases this time around, because I found them to be interesting and/or instructive.

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